"Just a few years ago, Thunder Crash was an unstoppable team, but time has taken its toll. Malcolm's a little older, and Lauren and Brock are a little ... deader. Prove your inherent superiority by beating them all at once, without adrenaline."
"Complaints have been registered concerning your superior processing and combat capability. In a useless attempt to level the playing field, your internal clock will not be helpful for timing powerup spawns."
- Mission description
Win this match to unlock the Random Pickup Respawn mutator.
"In the last match, Szalor proved that he may be the warrior you have been seeking. He possesses true potential to unite an army against the coming storm. Test him one on one in the tournament finals."
"Lauren is one of the fastest competitors in the tournament, which will make this match a challenge. Her small size means that if you do catch her, she'll break easily. There won't be any health packs for repairing, so you'll have to conserve adrenaline for upgrades if you want to win the trophy."
"Special tournament rules will allow you to loot your fallen enemies in this battle. You can't wait to levy new taxes on your people to support construction of your temples of glory. Memphis and Nepthys can think of this as an initial payment."